Searching for a Constant

I’m sitting on a 3.5 GPA right now. Do you have any idea how HARD it is to make that bitch go up? Even if I get all As this Summer and Fall, I’ll still only have a 3.6. What kind of bullshit is this?

I can guarantee my GPA would look a LOT better if we were like every other school where 90% and up was an A, instead of 92%. I would have had near straight As for the past 3 years.

didney-worl-bb

HU SED THT BB?

• Me: I'm supposed to be the best
• Instructor: You can't be the best at everything.
• Me: Yes I can.

didney-worl-bb:

So today in geometry, this girl in my class was singing “Part of your World” From The Little Mermaid and she said this, “Flippin your fins you don’t get to far, legs are required for jumping, SWIMMING” swIMMING?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?!!THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT OF THAT SONG IS FOR HER TO BE ON LAND. LAND!!!11!!1 WHY THE HELL WOULD SHE WANT TO FUCKING SWIM?!!?!!
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“I will cunt punt you” is going to be my new favorite threat.

An Alphabetical List of People I Cannot Stand

• Assholes who whip around, tailgate, or cut people off on the freeway. Example: You’re going 10 over the speed limit and they’re up your ass, then speed past and stare you down. You best believe I’ll be whipping your hair back and forth if you do that again. I’ll go Bam Bam on you, bitch.
• Conspiracy theorists. Example: The Boston Marathon bombing was faked. Just get the fuck off my planet right now.
• Doctors who tell me things I already know. Example: You need to lose weight. YOU DON’T FUCKING SAY?! Because I’ve thought that I could become a Victoria’s Secret model.
• Hiring managers who don’t respond. Example: *you apply for a job you are highly qualified for* … … … … . Exactly.
• Idiots who try to redefine the meaning of words and/or make up new words. Example: The dictionary definition of racism is incorrect. OH REALLY? Are you Webster’s father or something? Are you God? You don’t get to just redefine a word because you like your definition better.
• Rude volunteers at the pharmacy. Example: *volunteer asks question* *you answer question* Ohthat’snice. NEXT! NEXT NEXT! Motherfucker, you need to learn better people skills.
• Students who complain to the instructors about dumb shit. Example: This dumb bitch in my class who says we’re causing problems. Bitch, YOU’RE the one causing problems, fuckin’ spinning around in your chair and shit.
• Tumblr users that become douchebags once they become “Tumblr famous.” Example: -insert example here- No one knows your name outside of this website. Get the fuck over yourself.

People who think that white people can’t experience racism, or what they like to call “reverse racism,” are seriously deluded. You don’t just get to make up your own definition of the word racism and decide that ‘that’s just what it is and if other people don’t like my definition of it, well that’s too bad because my definition is the truth.’ No. Just no. People like that make me worried for the future of our generation and this country.